Immensely Dull Things To Do Before You Die

Inspired by Bill Bailey's bit on Fifty Things To Do etc. (“Lunge wildly at the Pope!”) and a subsequent conversation with Paul about Fifty Dull Things, I thought I'd kick this one off with my five.

• Alphabetise your underwear.
• Watch the film “A.I.”. Dull, dull, dull.
• Individually number your back hairs. Ask a friend to help!
• Arrange your CD collection in order of whininess.
• The hoovering.