You put in a lot of hard work. You saved up your pocket money for ages and ages, took your old fiesta and worked and worked on it until it is now a thing of such beauty and wonder that mere words are unable to describe it:

But still there's something missing. You're still just not quite able to convince yourself that what you're driving is actually a half-decent car.

WORRY NO MORE!

For now, there's the Turbo Noise Simulator!

Why go to all the bother of actually installing a turbo when you can just drop a big chunk of cash on a machine which goes “fshh”? Be the envy of all your friends!