Dec 132004
While stammering schoolkids across the nation may perform a halting nativity without fear of being punched in the face, dress up a few wax dummies and suddenly it's “disrespectful” and violence is apparently called for.
Those zany christians, eh?
I'm sure they find this time of year particularly stressful, though – all those kids asking awkward questions about where Santa is in the bible…
Although, I must say, the headline “Wax Beckhams damaged in attack” is worth the price of entry in itself.
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