Today is actually day 2 of being ill, as yesterday was so bad I spent the entire day in bed with a headache the size of Nuneaton.

Now, you may be thinking, “Nuneaton only has a population of just under 71,000, it’s not that big.”

Well, I think you’ll find that if you tried to cram it into your skull, it would ache quite a bit.

In summary, being ill sucks. We now return you to your regularly scheduled internets.